ten quick questions
1. Who are you?
Who, who… who, who? (I really wanna knooow.)
2. Zombies - undead monstrosity or the next logical step in human evolution? ?
Both. “When there’s no more room in hell the dead shall walk the earth.”
3. Young Elvis or Fat Elvis?
Many people don’t know this, but there was a brief period during his preteen years when he was young and a little fat. He was ADORABLE.
4. If you were a superhero, what would your name be?
I said it in this tweet: Awkward Silence Man, always followed by his sidekick, Inappropriate Sex Joke Boy.
5. You are the last man on earth, and it is your job to perpetuate the human race, whether you like it or not. Your choice of potential mates is between Wonder Woman, the Bionic Woman or Super Girl. Which one do you choose?
Wonder Woman for sure. Just take a look at this.
6. What was your first car?
1988 Toyota Corolla. I once forgot to replace the oil cap after a DIY oil-change. Driving around two hours later all the oil spilled out and I broke the engine.
7. If you were going to show me around your city/town, where’s the first place you would take me?
We’d go chinchorro-hopping. “Chinchorro” is the term we use here for a certain type of shoddy, rundown bar where drinks are cheap and the party lasts until dawn. Don’t worry, no drinking is required to have a great time. You may be required to Salsa dance, though.
8. What’s the last album you bought?
“La Luz del Ritmo” by Los Fabulosos Cadillacs.
9. Do you have an arch enemy? Would you like one?
Arrogant, douchy salespeople.
10. What’s the title of the movie they are going to make about your teenage years?
“Revenge of the Nerds: The Beginning.” A prequel where the nerds don’t actually take revenge.
