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You know, the go-to joke, the one joke you always tell when someone says “tell a joke right now,” and that all your friends are sick of hearing. This is mine:

Guy gets on the bus. Only available seat is next to a little old lady who has a brown paper bag placed on the empty seat.

Guy asks, “excuse me, can I take that seat?”

Lady says, “yes, but be careful with the nuts.”

“There are nuts in that bag?”

“No, needles.”